We Rock, We Rule.

Chemistry

2011-08-26T23:37:00.001+08:00

finalist!

2011-08-13T12:37:00.000+08:00

Congratx!!! Our Shu Faeng made it till Final!!!

X)

All the best Shu Faeng!!!!

The Singer.

2011-08-06T16:54:00.000+08:00

Edwin just reminded us to update the blog. So! The latest header of 0901PM3's NewzPpr was :

'' Shu Fang will Sing on Stage on Thursday Night ''

She's one of the participants of IMU Chinese Singing Competition Year 2011.
Wanna attend and show support?
Come and get entrance ticket from me :)

Audition
11th August 2011
6.30pm-12.00am
IMU Lecture Theater 2

Final
18th August 2011
6.30pm-1200am
IMU Lecture Theater 2

Selling Price : Rm 3 each + one voucher ( elianto/ iphone dresser)
combo ( audition + final ) Rm 5 + 2 vouchers ( elianto and iphone dresser )

hahahhahahahha..

Talking John on PM3

2011-08-06T15:00:00.003+08:00

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

The Past and The Present

2011-06-27T12:48:00.003+08:00

Happy Belated Birthday (again) to Pin Jin and Happy Birthday to Surene
Wish both of you happy happy ever after......

Math Problem

2011-06-04T20:55:00.006+08:00

This question is directed to Ms Chia and Mr Lai. Thank you.

May

2011-05-27T14:34:00.003+08:00

Happy Belated Birthday to Kim n Nic....

Le monde est à toi

2011-05-26T16:30:00.000+08:00

by Les Petits Chanteurs de Saint-Marc

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

2011-04-24T00:21:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday to Hui Lu and Shu Fang

Kelsey's and Edwin's Farewell Gathering

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Date : 11 February 2011
Day : Friday
Venue: Sunway Pyramid

I don't have any photos. Thank you.

mini gathering

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Date: 31st Dec 2010
Time: 12pm
Place: GSC, BBQ Plaza and etc ( reporter here 'ciao' right after movie, for further information please contact
   - Ms GHL ( OC )
   - Ms Kelsey ( ass. of OC )
   - Mr Kim ( the main one )
   - Mr Lai ( another main one )
   - Ms Estherine
   - Mr Paul, and not to forget about the ' late comer '
   - Ms Cindy

Let the photos tell the story, let's bloom your creativity.

the hidden
taylor's lecturer

2011

2011-01-02T16:32:00.000+08:00

Happy New Year

Graduation Friends Forever by Vitamin C

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2010-10-27T00:41:00.000+08:00

SCROOL DOWN FOR CLASS TRIP DAY 3.............

0901PM3

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It's a Small World

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If you are free...

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When you have time, see if you can solve this puzzle.
The object is to enclose the cat with dark circles all around it before it sneaks out of the puzzle.
Have fun.......while the mice are away!

http://www.members.shaw.ca/gf3/circle-the-cat.html

by shin yi.

2010-10-03T23:02:00.000+08:00

She would like to share this video with us. Enjoy and derive.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?

2010-09-11T13:48:00.000+08:00

To find Pooh.

reviving the blog with an inspiration animation...lol

2010-08-26T08:09:00.000+08:00

Class Book Review...

2010-08-20T01:19:00.000+08:00

It is 1.20AM. My head is throbbing and my body is numb due to a very long but short class outing. LONG because I kick-started the day at 6.45am and arrived home at 11pm. SHORT because of how time flies when one is occupied with fun and good company.

I was so eager to flip through the pages of the much awaited class book. Curiosity overpowered fatigue. As the book was labeled “controversial, sensitive and melodramatic” and not to forget written by one of my most favorite author ‘Edwin Siew’, I decided to read it at once. As my eyes set on the first page, I was instantly hooked and naturally kept on reading.

In just a few pages, smiles and laughter filled the atmosphere. Memories of the class trip started trickling one chapter at a time. I have a few comments that are BURNING to be released before I could fully retire to bed.

WARNING: SPOILER AHEAD. DON'T PROCEED IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT YET.

****************************************************************************************************************

Firstly, it was rather hilarious how the Lotso girls were being portrayed as ‘Bimbo-tic Antagonists’ (which were mostly exaggerated) and the Woodies figuratively as the “female versions” of the Buzz boys.

Secondly, I am fascinated with the level of sensitivity guys have when they were supposed to be 'emotionless' (or so I thought). Sensing tension and anger when the Lotsonians were admirably laughing at the failed horror prank. Feeling awkwardness and coldness when the Lotsonians thought they were just playing “The Dumb Game” the following morning-which probably explained the awkward silence.

This has taught me an important lesson; there are many ways of perceiving things and it is a matter of personal choice how one decides to see them. Similarly, the half cup full and the half cup empty rule.

Thirdly, I have charming, beautiful, sparkly eyes and the author was just jealous. So, he associated them with vengeance.

Fourthly, as a matter of fact some of the Woodies do play the piano but were just too humble. No hard feelings about the hotel incident, it’s totally understandable.

Next, words can never describe how much the girls wanted to take pictures with the boys. As most of the Buzz boys were exuding the “I don’t want to take pictures with you.” aura, we reclined. A small tip, girls would be most flattered if boys would just put aside their ultra-egos and just ask us for a simple picture taken together.

Lastly, It's the DOLL'S FAULT. Never Mess with Possessed Dolls.

Surprisingly, the book wasn’t as controversial as I thought (as a matter a fact, not at all) but an eye opener. Many question marks which I had were answered; especially from the Buzz boys’ view of things.

With that, I would like to thank the author and also his evil editor for having this story immortalized. At least now, our great grandchildren will know the Epic(sorry Sonia, would you lend me your word for now?) Story of PM3; unless the silver fish has it for dinner first..

I just deeply regret that time passes too fast and one week was just not enough. True, things will never be the same again. But I hope for the better and this would just be a topic to laugh about in our next reunion five years down the road...

I deeply apologize if I ever did offend anyone with my words or by blogging about this. After all, that's what blogs are for. I felt the need of expressing how I felt specifically how moved I was til the very last page.

I may be 'The Self Proclaimed Eyes and Ears of PM3' but definitely not the 'Voice of PM3.' It's just my perspective.

What about yours?

PS This book should be nominated for an award...

Class Book Trailer

2010-08-02T15:00:00.000+08:00

For the full experience, please allow the video to be completely loaded, turn up the volume and pause the music player on the right before watching. Please excuse the poor quality. Enjoy.

class trip-day3

2010-07-06T22:51:00.000+08:00

hey ppl!!! i'm back!..sorry for the super long delay..well, i.....erm...... was just too lazy to blog

so, it was sunday morning and pin jin decided to bring us to this morning market situated just a few streets away from our lodging..according to her, the market is only open on sundays....well, i have to say, this market is one of the most interesting markets i've been to....to begin with, it's super long and it has many branches from the main street...next, there are many varieties of nice stuffs available..for instance, there are handicrafts, ' I LOVE KOTA KINABALU' t-shirts, beach wears, handbags, food, and puppies!!..prices are all negotiable!!...the market is just so packed with tourists to the point that i find walking there a difficulty...i was most of the time being squeezed and the weather didn't at all help me feel better...so my advice is to wear a cap or hat when u wanna visit the market...rmb umbrellas are a BIG NONO!!! after satisfied with our shopping in the market, we walked to the jetty nearby for a boat ride to pulau manukan..i remember a random man approached pin jin as soon as we entered the jetty area and sort of talked her into taking his boat...he came up with lots of good bargains like cheaper tickets and shorter travelling time...it was scary k!! fortunately, pin jin was smart and brave enough to brush him off and we bought our tickets from the counter though they were more expensive..well, safety's first...so do not agree to unauthorised body(the man).

we took 2 speed boats to the island and the journey was about 15 minutes.. well, i really can't think of a better word to describe the ride other than the word 'bumpy'...funny as it may sound but it really felt like we were travelling on road with lots of humps...kelly and i purposely just allow our heads to move freely back and forth to show the others how bumpy we thought the ride was...hahah..anyways, along the way, i still managed to enjoy the nice view of the sea and some other small islands...

yasmin and chier yit..busy embracing the beauty of mother nature...haha

reaching pulau manukan....

our eyes were busy the moment we arrived at the island.. there were so many activities going on and plus, the island itself was a beauty! as u can see from the pics, the sea water was a nice soothing pale blue with many interesting fishes visible .....some of our classmates were able to identify and name the fishes...nerds!..hahah..

at one end of the jetty, we saw familes so called 'interacting' with the fishes..and if you go further down, you can see people snorkelling..

so then we walked from the jetty to the island....

along the way, we see this...

and we continued walking till find we found a suitable spot to put our stuffs..nice walkway rite?? i love the shady trees that flanked the walkway...

as usual la...we have sadun itching for a football..he just couldn't bear leaving the ball alone....mind you sadun...we were still busy hunting for a spot! hahaha

and finally.....

so after settling down, some of us signed up for some water sports... the guys went for all the water sports except one which they claimed to be the most extreme due to time constraint.. christine, nicole , yasmin and a few other went first for a sport if i'm not mistaken called "paragliding"? it's basically gliding on air to have a bird's eye view of the island...what was interesting was that, it was agreed that yasmin and shin yi (i think) to accompany christine and nicole as viewers for the paragliding...so it was surprising when we saw yas and shin yi came back drenched ....we asked what happenned and this was what they told us :

" something went wrong during paragliding and christine and nicole

fell straight into the sea..we got no choice ..so we quickly swam to

safe the both of them..."

i was shocked and so were the rest of the girls..the guys were busy building their sandcastle somewhere...the worst part was i've signed up for the banana boat ride and was seriously beginning to have second thoughts bout it..what more when i can't swim!!! aargh!!!...then just suddenly, someone broke the tension and told us that it was a lie to prank us..i was like....!@@$%^&*.... anyways, good one girls, you really had me fooled...haaha

then, it was time for banana boat ride....we travelled in a speedboat to the middle of the sea before they asked us to sit on the banana boat...we asked the guys to go first as we wanna see how it was being played...so when it was the girls' turn, we sort of strategised to ensure that we last longer on the boat before falling..and yea we did!!!! it was really fun..go try it the next time you go there...

after the banana boat ride, we decided to play beach volleyball..the guys bought 2 beach balls before coming..unfortunately, the balls weren't exactly appropriate..as in it deviated largely from the intented direction and kept falling into the sea..so we gave up and move on to more interesting activities...well one of them was definitely..photo session..and the other was...

SAND- FIGHTING!!!

the war between pm3 guys and girls....

attack!!!!

attack somemore!!!

restock!!!!....

hwan juet had a method of making huge and compact sandballs...they looked intimidating ..so there was once me and hwan juet came face to face..each holding our sandballs...edwin who happened to pass by laughed because according to him , mine was only the size of ciku and was not even solid....but still....

HWAN JUET RAN AWAY!!! hahhahahha (joking)

it was beginning to drizzle when we took the speedboat back to the jetty...and for the first time ever i could say that rain drops were painful...we had to crouch and hide our faces from being hit by the raindrops...haha..after reaching the jetty, we walked all the way back to our lodgings and got ourselves prepared for SEAFOOD DINNER!

this is the best seafood restaurant ever!!! i love it so much!! the settings and design was classy and the food was VERY VERY YUMMY!we had prawns, crabs, deer meat, vege, clams, chicken, fish and some others which i can't rmb...the prawns were really big and fresh while the crabs were so fleshy!!!this restaurant is a must visit spot if u come to kk..seriously!! well, it is here we met sonia for the first time since the beginning of class trip..

best friends forever!!!!

so after dinner we had a few plans....some wanted movies, some wanted to go to the bar, while the guys wanted to rush back to watch world cup....at the end, it was sonia, christine and sadun who went to the bar while the rest went back to our lodgings..it was almost 12 am when the three of them came back...all of us were tired, so we didn't talk much and before i knew, i was already asleep...

well ppl, do u seriously think this is it?????? do you think that the day just ended like that for us???

well think again.....something awaited .......

i have no idea what time it was when it happenned but it was definitely in the middle of the night when everybody was deep in their sleep when i heard this....TOK TOK TOK..TOK TOK TOK..TOK TOK TOK.. and it went on and on for about 5 mins...gosh..i was terrified!!!! i was hoping against hope that i was dreaming but then the pain i felt when i pinched myself told me that i wasn't...so i buried my head under the pillow and tried my very best to sleep..but i couldn't..i was too scared...there was absolutely no noise except for the knocking.... when i thought i was about to lose control, suddenly one of the girls said : what's tat making so much noise?..how can i tell you how relieved i was!!!! at least i knew i wasn't the only one experiencing that...then suddenly kelsey said : there's a patung knocking against the glass panel!!!......and my immediate response was to shut my eyes and bury my face into the pillow..after a while i asked kelly to accompany me...and the patung was still there...finally someone said that it must be the guys job..and kelsey the brave one step forward to open the door..eeeik,...i winced ......

and lo and behold..who was behind the door if it wasn't the guys....honestly, i was happy to know that it was the guys who were behind this and was about to drop back into my sleep when i heard edwin knocking and pleading us to open the door...the other girls didn't want to because kelsey saw the guys prepared a bucket of water and we thought they were trying to splash us with that...so the pleading went on for 30 mins before the guys retreated...well, their plan was actually to create some smoke effect in the girls' dorm with the water and some powder and to lastly present a cake to the girls as a sign of apology...hahha..i'm so sorry then that didn't happen...

all in all, i'm really glad the guys pranked us...it is definitely one of the events that i'll remember forever...i must say you guys did a really good job and u managed to scare me well of my skin! and come to think of it..it was actually FUN!...

class trip-day2

2010-07-05T08:37:00.000+08:00

well, it's the 2nd day..the real beginning of the sabah tour...i guess i was too excited cause i was first to wake up and be ready...hahaha..

this is the shot i took from the window next to my bunk...was too bored at that time cause everyone else was still sleeping...the one thing i realised bout sabah is that there's hardly any traffic!!..how many cars you've seen in this pic?? just a cab and a bus right?!! and that's about all! gosh..that's never gonna happen in west malaysia...and sonia here's my word to you...IT'S EPIC!!! hahahhahah...

so after that shot i went down to the lounge to see if i could get more shots to prove my point...and tada!!! what did i say?? see...there's only one car in the roundabout!!! what a town!

this is the shop houses opposite to where we were staying..took this pic from the balcony...and again, no cars on the road!xD

once satisfied with my photo-taking session, i headed to the small kitchen for breakfast...nothing much..we've gotta prepare our own breakfast and is basically toast with jam or peanut butter..then while waiting for pin jin to pick us up, we watched THE NANNY and had a good laugh *it's hilarious..you should watch it*...it was bout 9am when the show ended and pin jin still hadn't arrived..well, i was getting bored of waiting so i suggested to go out and have a good view of the surroundings..

this is the nearest char chang teng, the guys usually have their breakfast here..i can totally understand why when the other option is gardenia bread and jam...hahaha

so pin jin arrived at bout 9.30am with a bus and we all hopped into it..our first destination for the day was the sabah museum...yippee!!! along the way i was anticipating for a traffic jam to come about..and guess what...it was already nearing 10am and the traffic was smooth!!! gosh!

when we arrived at the museum, the first thing that greeted us was a row of some branded cars..wow!i'm sure you can all spot a rolls royce by now ...:)

ahemm guys, crazy over football is more than enough...don't go crazy over some old cars...X)

this is the entrance to the musuem, if you turn to your left you'll see this....(pic below)

nice right!! i somehow like the design of this building..pretty unique..yea so there were bout two buildings that made up this museum and this is the first one..we went inside and basically just swept our eyes through every display....they were mainly broken chinas, traditional weapons, animals and other typical stuff one would find in a museum...along the way we met our friends brooke, alfred, the rajas and the sultans all framed and hung on the wall..haha

it took us bout half an hour to finish the first building and went on to the next...the second building is mainly about the extraction of oil and some other valuable rocks you can find in the ground

this pic is taken when we were on the way to the second building...the background is a train used to carry ermm ...golds?? the point is, it was used during the british ruling for economic purposes...

that is christine and me posing with a shell worker.....

and this is me and sadun wondering whether the golds were real...X)

so it was equally brief in the second building..what do you expect..it's not disneyland k! we got out of the building but somehow it was me, sadun, christine, shu fang and shin yi who were diverted from the rest and went into the sabah mini cultural village...hahhaa

and this is the part most of them were jealous bout ...WE GET TO WALK ON THE SUSPENSION BRIDGE!!!

well to be honest i was freaking out a little..it's all shin yi's fault!!! she was walking like a big boss and made the bridge wobble so much..hahhaha...christine was practically begging for shin yi to stop walking too fast..

it was at the end of the bridge where we reunited with the rest and it's time for the next destination...pin jin took us to a small kopitiam-like restaurant for pork mee...it's not exactly pork mee..it's similar except that it's 100x nicer and faster than the one we have near taylor's...the portion is big ( enough for two person ) and has more meatballs and pork meat...cost rm6..really worth the price!

after lunch, pin jin took us to a mall called 1 BORNEO...overthere we couldn't really decide on something which all of us could do together so we splitted..some went for movie, some bowling, some shopping and guess what did i do...ARCHERY!!!!

at bout 5pm, we departed from the mall and adjourned to a beach...pin jin wanted us to catch the sunset..so we sort of hurried to the beach...and it was a very beautiful and blissful place...the spacious view of the sea made me feel happy and relaxed..i just love it there...and as usual, when you come to such a scenic place, photo session is never a miss..so here are some of the pics we took..

i am sure all of us in this picture will remember what happened when this pic was taken...well well well...apparently hwan juet and some of the guys threw something and hit the water behind us...thanks to them, we in the pic had our pants soaked...hmph!

i love this pic! sadun was really a great poser....

and may i now present to you the coolest pic ever taken in pm3 history............
.

TADA!!!!

isn't it cool?!!!! just look at how we were aligned with the tree....and hwan juet..good job!!! your cool pose just adds on to the cool effect!!! hahha..and i remembered the rest of us at the back were shouting for the shots to be taken quickly cause our arms and legs were aching already..hahha...good job everyone!

so that was our last shot and we went to the hawker stalls nearby for dinner..nothing much..typical hawker food..

what is interesting is the event that was about to happen in our dorm...we were planning to surprise surene as the next day was her birthday..and the climax was to have her bf bringing in the cake at bout 12am..she had no idea at all that her bf was coming...

at bout 12am when the guys finished watching world cup, we asked them to come up to our room to play mafia till surene's bf ( jiong ling ) arrives..and surene was to be the narrator...and she was the cutest narrator i've ever come across..she confused herself bout who was the one being killed and she once directed the question to the mafia and made things obvious..eg: to chier yit.."just now not edwin kena killed meh?"..so everyone knew that chier yit was the mafia...hahahha

well unfortunately i wasn't myself that night..cause I LOST MY VOICE!!!! and i tell you edwin was the happiest man on earth....he was provoking me all the time..trying to get me to talk when he knew i couldn't..ish!!!hahah...anyways, i couldn't talk much during the game so i didn't get killed instead the fella beside me ( kelly ) stood out for once for talking too much and got killed almost every round of the game..hahah...so that sort of made things fair for me..hehe

hui lu syok sendiri.........

the blur blur girl still didn't know what was about to happen and was clarifying something bout the mafia...hahha

and then...knock knock knock!!! and the next second was...happy birthday to you ( sing )

she was so surprised that she was speechless...and her bf was such a sweet sweet guy to come all the way from semanjung just for her..hahah...i remember her hitting her bf in this picture...hahah..and her bf was funny to ask..why didn't you cry?..

well, after the cake cutting obviously was the cake eating...yummy tiramisu!!! it was a very eventful second day....a day i'm sure which is very unforgettable for teoh surene and her beloved, jiong lin....happy birthday girl!!!XD

Surene's big day

2010-07-04T19:37:00.000+08:00

Hey people thanks for being so co-operative

Or else the surprise wouldn't have worked out

THANK YOU !!! =)

Actually we have planned to give surene a birthday surprise one month before her birthday itself.
Guess what? Surene's dear dear flew all the way from penang to sabah as to join us for the midnight surprise. Billion thanks to Jiong Lin (Surene's bf)

There are only few pictures in my camera. So, whoever has the pictures or video with you, please update yea =)

class trip-day1

2010-07-04T11:33:00.000+08:00

hiya everyone!!! it's been two days since we last met...how are all of you doing???
well obviously i'm kinda rotting here at home, so i've decided to post a little bit on our awesome trip..hahhaa..happy?

so, the trip started with the 13 of us meeting in front of the big fifa world cup football in lcct....and here is my little compliment to lcct...lcct has the coolest aircond system in the world, i was practically shivering..(it's a sarcasm)..you kidding me??!! it was just so warm in the airport!! the waiting for departure was annoying me as i was sweating already..anyways, i'm glad to have you people around...you make things bearable for me..phew!

around 4pm, we boarded the plane and so begun our 2.5 hrs flight..was a pleasant journey..not too many stupid air turbulences.. and we managed to take some pictures on the way..the picture above is the view of the sky from my window..

at the kota kinabalu airport, we were greeted by pin jin, edward and yasmin and maybe selyn?..sorry i've forgotten..then from there we took a bus ride to a seafood restaurant..good choice by pin jin as all of us were famished!!

well, we din really have any seafood dishes in the seafood restaurant..however the ones we had were equally yummy! fried seafood taufu, deep fry pork leg, some vege in belacan and fried rice...aren't they tempting? yummmm! just look at how christine is gobbling her food..hahaha

so after dinner we actually wanted to go for a movie as the night was still young..but then pin jin said we had to walk to the cineplex..so the movie plan was cancelled and we headed straight to our lodging..THE BORNEO BACKPACKERS... it's a nice and clean place and i would highly recommend that place...

the 17 of us occupied two rooms..each with 10 and 6 bunks...the girls were all crammed in one room and the guys the other... that picture shows one corner of the room and...

this picture shows the other corner...

after deciding on the which bed is whose, everyone started competiting for the toilets...hahah..that's kelly coming back from shower

and that's me pillow fighting with shu fang..xD

as it is world cup is still the greatest influence, so after showering the guys rushed down to the lounge to catch the 10pm match...with them were a few ang mos and taiwanese...
jus look at how intense they were...guys and their footballs...hmph...xp

omg!! hui lu , kelsey and su rene too!!!! hahhaa...

well, that was our first day and it was already an unforgettable one..what more to say bout the rest..hahaha...

during the holiday

2010-07-03T10:57:00.000+08:00

have fun, pm3ians

keep urselves updated!!

2010-06-20T17:42:00.000+08:00

hiya fellow pm3ians!!!!!!

it's sad to know that a levels has come to an end....i had lots of fun and i'm sure all of u did too!! XD

for those who didn't attend the 'bbq gathering', well guess wat... U'VE MISSED THE FUN!!!!!!!!
that's the moment when u really get to see what i would love to call the 'pm3's men power!!'..the guys organised the bbq and it turned out more than fabulous..there were many surprises , yummy food, and entertainments...to sum it all up : the party was great and PM3 GUYS ROCK!!!..* cheers to G8..XD*..( correct me if i m wrong..not sure bout the name )

so, it's precisely tat nite when ms rathi suggested tat we have another gathering in 10 years' time ..honestly it was a little too long, in case some of us suffered from amnesia and had forgotten the rest of us..so we argued a little and agreed to meet in another 5 years..hooray!!!

now, coming to the main point...m here to inform all of you to keep this blog active...update bout yourselves frm time to time so that it's easier for me to contact all of you in the future..
plus, this blog is too precious to be deactivated...so keep it alive!!

well, that's all for now...m missing all of you already...
shall see you soon on the class trip..XD

till then...tata

wei ling

THe second

2010-06-17T16:34:00.000+08:00

HApyp Birthday 2010 !!!

~Pin Jin~

May you have an awesome one ...

Nicole's bday =D

2010-06-13T10:45:00.000+08:00

17th May 2010~

Mrlai- the cake cutter, it's free of charge.

albert and edwin

''V''

~emo~

Here's the climax>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

-Sweet Hug~

if you're observant enough, albert still hadnt finished his milk.

SOme of us went to KLang, eating Bak kut teh as our breakfast/lunch.

Star made with toothpicks

>>>>>> SHin Yi's House>>>>>>>

alberta sista pianist

THe drivers

-The End-

Final destination

2010-05-29T13:42:00.000+08:00

going to give a speech i am, hope to listen some comments, now better get yourself a pen, because i wont repeat my says again.

here the T's design i show you

here the front

here the back

settle T project on coming Monday i will

cost around RM 35- 40 it will

wear it during the class trip wei ling said

show out Pm3's joyful spirit it will

-END-

by,

edwin siew

the boss of the boss

drawing by edwin's 6 year old cousin

creative one

Extra Classes - UPDATE!

2010-05-19T21:56:00.000+08:00

Please refer to the previous post for details...

Biology

Time: until 12pm only!! (says Ms Annie)
Venue: Classroom 3.6
Agenda: Stack of application past years, open Q&A session

Mathematics

Venue: Classroom 3.13

**The classes are not compulsory, but you're all encouraged to attend =)

Happy studying!

Extra classes

2010-05-19T16:35:00.000+08:00

PM3 - ians,

Date: 24th of May (not compulsory)
Time: 10am - 12++
Class: to be confirmed
Subject: Biology application
Material(s): err...the set which consists of 26 pages (thick). 1st page is about batch culture....application questions

Date: 25th of May (not compulsory,too)
Time: 9am onwards
Class: to be confirmed
Subject: Mathematics>>> reteach complex numbers..and etc
Materials: past year questions, exercises for comples numbers..whatever~

thanks for reading.=D
may you be well and happy always

tada~

BREAKING NEWS on CHANNEL PM3

2010-04-26T16:27:00.000+08:00

Dearest Nicole(a.k.a Ms Kimchi Anchovies Einstein XD),

SYABAS!!

We, the humble members of PM3 would like to congratulate you on your performance in the recent AS examinations...

Top in the WORLD for Mathematics!!! Omedeto =)

Gambateh and all the best in your future undertakings.

Love,
PM3

*we rock!!* =D

cheras trip

2010-04-05T20:07:00.000+08:00

hey pm3 ians!!!!

edwin had posted some useful info (hmm..?) in his blog.

go and find it out =)

btw, the night market is really nice X)

i miss kevjumba's videos..hmm..

edwin siew's bday...

2010-02-28T22:54:00.000+08:00

YEE SANG!!!!

2010-02-28T21:43:00.000+08:00

Never underestimate the english of a chinaman.........

2010-02-18T17:05:00.000+08:00

I had a stitch after reading this....hilarious

You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with..... 1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

Roususssxx gIvinG CeRemony 2010'

2010-01-23T06:09:00.000+08:00

date: Jan 18th,2010
"Thank you thank you, but I hope it was from....."

Mr. Lai seems happier than the recipient. I guess it's the joy of giving.

Sadunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

sealed with a kiss~~(urmm..have you guys listened to this song before?haha)

"Ai... sleepy la.... "

"Hmm.... what's inside this flower? "

Er....

" He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not
he loves me, he loves me... "

It ironically seems that we have more guys than girls.

See?

You know why Kelsey does not want to hold the hands?
Clue: not because she's the only girl.

So happy la....

Sadun : Wanna kiss?

Maxter: Wait, there's something between my teeth.

Looking at Hui Lu's facial expression, who do you think she was messaging?

Cake cutting pro

Er... it wasn't Kim's birthday right?

So happy...

Hmm... fighting over a book... so hardworking...

Where's the peace sign?

Nice ass , pretty face

"Woo... cake...."

" I am on a diet la !!!! "

Edward Einstein

haha... Interpret yourself..

" Thank you.... First of all I would like to thank my parents who have been really supportive. My teachers as well for guiding me. Not forgetting my friends. Without anyone of them, I wouldn't be able to get this cake. It's an honour. Thank you again. "

Paul... lost among the girls....

one of the OCs of this 'ceremony'

2010-01-16T17:23:00.000+08:00

Son : Dad, how much does it cost to get married?

Dad : I don't know... I am still paying

a kid's view on marriage

2010-01-15T04:09:00.000+08:00

WHAT IS EXACTLY MARRIAGE?

"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old

"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not. She can't wait to find out." -Anita, nine years old

How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry?

"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." -Kelly, nine years old

"My mother says to look for a man who is kind....That's what I'll do....I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -Carolyn, eight years old

Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife" -Bert, five years old

Wishing you...

2010-01-01T00:05:00.000+08:00

A HAPPY NEW YEAR PM3!!!!!!!!!

2009 WAS THE BOMB.. TIME TO DOMINATE 2010!!!!!

Haha

2009-12-28T22:28:00.000+08:00

Just a forwarded mail joke.

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love
with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not
like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes
for a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two
lovers but could not find them..

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in
a local newspaper.Her father said 'If you both come back I will allow
you to marry. I accept that you love each other truly.'

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress.He was
dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the
other side to get some drinks for his fiancee, a car came and hit
him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only
after some time that she recovered from her shocked. The funeral and
cremation was the very next day as he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an
old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of
the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her
mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.

Then when the girl had the same dream the next night,she woke up in
fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to
wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had
the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady
gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something
terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the
stains,and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home,
someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old
lady in her dream standing at her door.

She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which
shocked the girl.. She asked 'What is this...?'

The old lady replied...

'Aiyaa……..try DYNAMO Liquid Soap... just a dab and it will remove all
stubborn stains !!!' ...........

A Discovery Too Late

2009-12-17T01:38:00.000+08:00

Ironically, I just found out that to excel in Thinking Skills was not about doing past years, but by watching the series called ,"Shark"

Defendant : Your Honour, the questioning of a minor by two adults is considered forced
testimony and thus deemed as unreliable.

Judge : I agree. Mr Stark,I hope your subordinates understand that inappropriate
procedures stand a great chance in jeopardising your case.

Mr Stark : Yes, Your Honour . They are under me and I apologise.

Defendant: Your Honour, I therefore request that the blood stain discovered with reference
to the testimony as evidence to be dropped.

Judge : Nice try. .

Mr Stark : Haha... Yeah...

Ok. Er.. Some of the words are my own because I can't remember exactly what they said. But you get what I mean.

Women...

2009-12-17T00:55:00.000+08:00

I took this from a friend's blog, Chee Wei.

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is so materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I don't condone your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know what she feels, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes on that bridge or four ?"

FAmiLy

2009-12-15T09:45:00.000+08:00

A guy came into a bar and said to the bartender:'' Give me six double vodka.''
The barman said:'' Wow! You must have had a very bad day.''
''Yeah, i found out that my older brother is gay.''

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today and the answer came back,
'' I've just found out that my younger brother is gay,too!''

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodka.
The bartender said:'' What the hell?Doesnt anybody in your family like woman?''

'' Yeah....my wife.''

@.@

2009-12-15T09:21:00.000+08:00

what did the apple say to the orange?

nothing stupid,apple doesnt talk.

what's brown and sticky?

a stick.

famous last words of a mafia hitman:'' who put the violin in the violin case? ''

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

robin,get in the car.

have u ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?

because it hides well.

why dont anteaters get sick

because they're full of antibodies.

panda's fans

2009-12-15T09:12:00.000+08:00

DNA map shows pandas may lack meat taste buds

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091214/ap_on_re_as/as_china_panda_gene;_ylt=AkyZGadbDO_JvNXNuzUMTT4PLBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJsam4zZXE3BGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkxMjE0L2FzX2NoaW5hX3BhbmRhX2dlbmUEY3BvcwMzBHBvcwMxMQRzZWMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3J5BHNsawNkbmFtYXBzaG93c3A-

=)

taken from this website

mrlai's doing titration in chem lab 3

2009-12-14T08:37:00.000+08:00

date: DEC 11th
time: ~4.xxpm
mission: titration of potassium chromate and sodium thiosulphate
materials and apparatus: burette, conical flask,pipette,measuring cylinders,filter funnel,pipette pump,retort stand and clamp,white tile.beakers.droppers,washing bottle with distilled water, potassium iodide and sulphuric acid ( that's all i think )
demonstrator: 27 year- old lecturer,was a science stream student

guide: pm10 student..sorry..forgot his name

klang aka pasang

2009-12-14T08:08:00.000+08:00

date:DEC 4th
time:~12.xxpm till 11.XXpm
place: 1. kei heong bak kut teh, klang
2. klang parade
3. car and road (traffic jam )
4. ktm
5. bandar botanic club house
6. wei ling's house
7. bukit tinggi aka high hill jusco ( korean BBQ restaurant )
organiser: ms.wei ling ( domo arigto gozaimasu )
driver(transportation): mrkhj mrsiew and ms little lulux ( appreciate a lot )

mrlai's hand

get set...

''V~~~~~~~~~~~~~!

the cars....traffic jam!

PM3 rocks V^_^V

book tower

2009-12-14T07:57:00.000+08:00

date: NOV 18th
time: ~2.xx pm.
place: TUCMC's TSL library
mission: using the books to build a tower
difficulties: 1. make sure it is stable
2. if it is not stable, dont create noise ( library )
3. librarians
participants: mr.khj and mr.siew

2012

2009-12-12T06:58:00.000+08:00

invisible man

theater 10

2012

' anchorviez '

men's talk

' ziang yu zhai '

girls' talk

entering....

asian avenue

kingkong in vampire costume

widow woman and pumpkin girl

sorry for waiting

2009-12-09T15:52:00.000+08:00

*ichh*...there is something inside my nose..errr...wait 'll i finish my business cha

2009-12-06T16:53:00.002+08:00

Christmas Musical

2009-12-06T16:53:00.001+08:00

MYCAT Outreach Program

2009-11-23T16:35:00.000+08:00

Hey, Friday's pasar malam duty cancelled already. So left the one on Saturday and Sunday. If you are interested please contact the fella ASAP. The contact number can be found if you continue to scroll downwards. That's all. :)

ATTENTION PM3IANS

2009-11-22T13:15:00.000+08:00

Please Bring Lab Coat On Monday.

Ms Ko

What do you call a monkey with no shirt and pants on?

2009-11-21T21:08:00.000+08:00

A naked monkey.

2009-11-21T18:58:00.000+08:00

What do you call a monkey with shirt and pants??

A monkey

MYCAT

2009-11-16T18:39:00.000+08:00

Hi guys,

This is Man from MYCAT Secretariat’s Office. Hope this email find you all well. I heard that you guys are on the semester break, so that’s why I’m writing this personally to you.

MYCAT is planning for another urban outreach, this time will be within Puchong area in the first week of December. The aim and content of the programme is similar to the previous ones we did in April. Again, our main target audience is the Chinese community. Since you’re our pioneer mandarin speaking volunteer for urban outreach programme, I’m wondering if any of you, if not all, would be interested and available to join us once again. It would be great if all of you could.

Specific dates and locations can be found in the list below. We can organise a refresher session for you with no hassle. I realised some of you are staying in Puchong, so maybe this is a great volunteer opportunity to fill in your holidays? :-)

Anyways, I would appreciate if you could respond back to me by next Tuesday, 17 November 2009(latest by next Monday-23rd November). If you know of anyone (friends, family members, etc.) who might be interested to volunteer in the programme, can let me know too.

Looking forward of hearing from you,

Thanks,

Man

019 333 9875

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

Why?

People who poach wild animals don’t live in the city, but people who consume them – those who eat exotic meat and take traditional medicines made from endangered species – do! By approaching consumers and potential consumer in areas where they are comfortable in, we stand a better chance of achieving our objective of reducing trade and consumption of wildlife.

What?

A stall will be set up in three local pasar malam. The stall will have authentic tiger parts including a tiger pelt, deer trophies, snares and traditional medicines derived from tiger parts, posters of dead and injured wildlife and posters to publicise the Wildlife Crime Hotline. MYCAT volunteers will man the stall and mingle with the crowd, expounding key messages and promoting the hotline.

Where and when?

Pasar Malam	Date	Day	Time
Taman Bukit Kuchai	4 Dec 2009	Friday	5pm – 9pm
Batu 14, Puchong	5 Dec 2009	Saturday	5pm – 9pm
Taman Perindustrian Kinrara	6 Dec 2009	Sunday	5pm – 9pm

titbits

2009-11-12T16:55:00.000+08:00

busy studying for finals?

hmm....hope this can brighten up your study life =D

homesoy warriors

2009-11-11T20:35:00.000+08:00

well, i just received the mail from homesoy. i promised someone to post them out...==''

(speechless..)

for more info, here are the links ==''

http://www.homesoy.com/warriors.aspx?AlbumID=0&pageIndex=4&NumRows=18

http://www.homesoy.com/happenings/

revision class

2009-11-05T19:34:00.000+08:00

subject : physics

lecturer : mr leong yee pak

time : 9.00 am - 12.00 pm

venue : C18

materials : notes for the 1st 5 chapters

ps: not compulsory

and, ALL THE BEST! PM3 ians

Cow's Heart Dissection

2009-10-31T01:48:00.000+08:00

Hi guys, it has been a long time ago since I have updated something on the blog. My apology for that. How are you guys doing in your Oct/Nov 2009?

I am sure that you guys still remember what we have done that day in Bio Lab. i have taken some photos and I have promised that i will publish it on the blog. Sorry for doing it so late.

Here goes the photos:

Together we hold our hands ........

The cow's heart that Christine managed to get.
Dissection in progress... Guess whose hands is that?

Process completed successfully. Lets check out what's inside.
A model of the human heart with parts with different colours

representing different things.
An insight view of the another dissected cow's heart.
Here is another one.
Wei Ling, do you still remember who is the one that brought

the thing that you are holding in your hands now?
Blood clot found in the dissected heart! Someone claimed

that it looks like cincau. lol
Do you still remember what is this structure named?
A shot of the interior wall of the cow's heart.

A random shot.
Ms. Ko trying to explain the different parts of the heart

which have been learnt in class.
Another random shot.
Another one.
Here goes another one.
Hmmm, can anyone of you recognise your own hand? haha

A goat's heart preserved and kept in Bio Lab.
Another shot of the preserved heart. Or is it another one?

Try to guess! hehe.
Carmen, very happy with the goat's heart?

# Sorry that I am unable to change some of the photos which are supposedly to be rotated from landscape to portrait form. I have forgotten the way to do that. If anyone of you guys are able to do so, please show your pro-ness here. haha

Bye.

----- Really enjoyed the moments that I have spent with you guys last week. Thanks for your willingness to meet with me although you guys are having your AS papers. Thanks a lot and good luck for your following papers.

House of Flying Fingers

2009-10-23T17:38:00.000+08:00

super fast playing....

i don't think she has bones in her fingers..XD

revision class for physics(not compulsory)

2009-10-22T19:55:00.000+08:00

urmm.... im not sure about the class...already sms mrleong, waiting for his reply

BUT!

if im not mistaken,

time : 9.00 a.m - 12.00 p.m.

class : C 18

please bring ALL your notes given by mrleong...

World animal day 2009

2009-10-04T15:03:00.001+08:00

for more info : http://www.worldanimalday.org.uk/index.asp

( ^ _ ^ ) V

Ig Nobel Prize 2009 =)

2009-10-04T14:54:00.000+08:00

creative and interesting invention...lol

Veterinary medicine: Catherine Douglas and Peter Rowlinson of Newcastle University, UK, for showing that cows with names give more milk than cows that are nameless.

Peace: Stephan Bolliger, Steffen Ross, Lars Oesterhelweg, Michael Thali and Beat Kneubuehl of the University of Bern, Switzerland, for determining whether it is better to be smashed over the head with a full bottle of beer or with an empty bottle.

Biology: Fumiaki Taguchi, Song Guofu and Zhang Guanglei of Kitasato University Graduate School of Medical Sciences in Sagamihara, Japan, for demonstrating that kitchen refuse can be reduced more than 90% in mass by using bacteria extracted from the feces of giant pandas.

Medicine: Donald L. Unger of Thousand Oaks, California, US, for investigating a possible cause of arthritis of the fingers, by diligently cracking the knuckles of his left hand but not his right hand every day for more than 60 years.

Economics: The directors, executives, and auditors of four Icelandic banks — Kaupthing Bank, Landsbanki, Glitnir Bank, and Central Bank of Iceland — for demonstrating that tiny banks can be rapidly transformed into huge banks, and vice versa (and for demonstrating that similar things can be done to an entire national economy).

Physics: Katherine K. Whitcome of the University of Cincinnati, Daniel E Lieberman of Harvard University and Liza J. Shapiro of the University of Texas, all in the US, for analytically determining why pregnant women do not tip over.

Chemistry: Javier Morales, Miguel Apatiga and Victor M. Castano of Universidad Nacional Autonoma in Mexico, for creating diamond film from tequila.(* wow! )

Literature: Ireland's police service for writing and presenting more than 50 traffic tickets to the most frequent driving offender in the country - Prawo Jazdy - whose name in Polish means "Driving Licence".

Public Health: Elena N. Bodnar, Raphael C. Lee, and Sandra Marijan of Chicago, US, for inventing a bra that can be quickly converted into a pair of gas masks - one for the wearer and one to be given to a needy bystander.

Mathematics: Gideon Gono, governor of Zimbabwe's Reserve Bank, for giving people a simple, everyday way to cope with a wide range of numbers by having his bank print notes with denominations ranging from one cent to one hundred trillion dollars.

BBQ Photos part 4

2009-09-24T22:38:00.000+08:00

NANDO"s CHICKIEX

2009-09-24T21:44:00.000+08:00

We went to a chicken farm.

Hj day dreaming as usual..

Kim: " It would taste even better if i could share this with.."

Open you eyes, someone is just right in front of you..

See Wei Ling, told ya so..

Do not disturb. I am busy peeking on my.. Shh..

Hide and seek?

You just trespassed my territory with ur fork. And now you are gona get it..

Ford models in the making..

BBQ photos part 3!!!!

2009-09-24T21:24:00.000+08:00

* ting * add caption yarh!

Paul : " Hey!! Is that a plane?? Or a bird?? Or is it Superman??!!

Edward: " Sweat... It's carmen ok?

" Wait.... Too many people here."

" So... the weapon shipment arrived?? Good... Oh no no.. I ain't paying more than 2 mil . ""

Nice hair man

Kim : " Do you think we should help the girls cook? I think we should."

Paul: " Excuse me?? "

Is it a coincidence that the bio lecturer happened to be looking at plants.

Happy Three Friends...

4 now... One seemed to be looking for something.

Christine : "Ahhha i found you my darling! Now I would love to hug you from behind!"

Very smart indeed.

2009-09-24T17:19:00.000+08:00

BUSINESS LOGICS

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'

Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'

Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'

Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'

Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'

Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'

President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'

Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'

President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude

should be positive

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'

That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'

That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me...'

That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'

That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'

That's Brand Recognition

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback

BBQ pics part 2(please scroll down)

2009-09-24T11:25:00.000+08:00

Guys please check out the BBQ Pics part 2. Please scroll down. It's under the August archives after the Karangan Budak Darjah 4 post.

TQ! Happy Holidays!

SELYN'S BIRTHDAY: SCROLL DOWN

2009-09-24T00:11:00.000+08:00

Please scroll down for the delayed post on Selyn's birthday...'house call'

PS: Trial results are out!! Fingers crossed!

TO OUR DEAREST MENTOR.....

2009-09-23T16:59:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MS RATHI!!!!....

love,

pm3

Sorry

2009-09-23T01:24:00.000+08:00

hey, guys, sorry, some of the photos got deleted. My mistake. So make sure you guys scrol again for more pictures in a day or two.

SCROLL DOWN FOR BBQ PHOTOS

2009-09-23T00:19:00.001+08:00

How Big is Australia?

2009-09-19T11:34:00.000+08:00

21st September

2009-09-18T20:03:00.000+08:00

The International Day of Peace, observed each year on 21 September, is a global call for ceasefire and non-violence. This year the Secretary-General is calling on governments and citizens to focus on nuclear disarmament and non-proliferation.

PEACE ! PEOPLE!!!!

Short gender jokes

2009-09-17T00:05:00.000+08:00

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage & after.

Very dangerous mix

2009-09-16T23:45:00.000+08:00

This was a story told to us by our chemistry master at school.

A female student wished to make some potassium hydroxide solution (aqueous) and decided to throw a large lump of potassium into a bucket of water.

Her professor observed what she was about to do, out of the corner of his eye and hurried towards her, and after confirming this was what she was intending to do, asked her first to stir the water in the bucket for five minutes before adding the potassium.

She was puzzled and ran after him to ask the purpose of this action.

'It will give me time to get away' said the professor.

House Call

2009-09-16T22:11:00.000+08:00

Mission: Selyn's Birthday Surprise

Time: 2200 100909
Venue: MSN convo
Agenda: Plan & discuss Mission
Appointed OC: -bert- (he gets paid, and he gets Selyn...lucky u =D)

~~~

Time: 0800 110909
Venue: Taylor's Cafeteria
Agenda: Assemble with cake and head to Selyn's place

but...

Time: 0830 110909
Venue: Taylor's Cafeteria
Agenda: Still waiting for the OC.....

Time: 0835 110909
Venue: Baker's Cottage
Agents on duty: Carmen, Edward, Edwin
Agenda: Buy cake

Time: 0845 110909
Venue: XXX, My Place Apartments
Agenda: Wake the OC up =.=" (sorry, didnt get a shot of him in his PJs XD)

Time: 0855 110909
Venue: XXX, My Place Apartments
Agenda: Execute Mission!

lighting up the candles...

with the calafare looking on...

pretty cake with choc roses!

lit the candles, and waited till....

what's so funny?

we wanted to wrap albert up as a present....

but then there would be no one to hold the cake..

"why isn't my princess answering the door?"

*depressed face*

until....

finally!! the door opens...

carmen very excited =D

~speechless~

*so touched* awww....

the shy people...

and the not-so-shy people...

Mission Accomplished, Well Done!

Here's wishing Selyn a Happy Belated Birthday once again! Special thanks to those who made it on that day, and to those who helped plan but couldnt make it XD

PS: Sorry about the blur pictures! We forgot to bring a camera...

Joke

2009-09-15T09:19:00.000+08:00

A man boarded a bus. In the bus he saw a pretty woman. Without feeling shy he went to her and ask,

" Hey, I am an engineer, can we hook up tonight?? "

She replied ,

" No... I am sorry. I am a nun. "

Feeling sad, he went back to his seat. Minutes later, the nun went down . When it was his turn to go down, the bus driver said to him.

" Pretty nun huh .. I heard your conversation. Actually , there's a way. Do you know the grave near 100 meters away from the Winsterston Market?"

The man replied,

" Yeah, why?

Bus driver,

" She goes there every Tuesday at about 10 pm to offer her prayers. And she believes that anyone wearing complete white clothes is an angel. Just tell her that God wants her to make love with you and she'll do it . Make sure you cover your face or she might recognise you. It's Monday today, you might wanna go tomorrow."

Man

" Wow.. sure thing. "

On Tuesday night, the man (engineer) was there at 10 pm. True enough he saw the nun with her face covered . He approached her.

" Er... God wants you to make love with me. "

The nun replied,

" Ok.. sure.. But you can only do my erm. you know.. back part . Is that ok ? And I don't wanna remove my clothes.

Man,
" Yeah sure."

After making love, the man shouted excitedly,

"Haha!! I was the engineer who approached you yesterday!!!"

The nun replied,

"Haha!!! I was the bus driver!!!!!"

BBQ party...photos part 1

2009-09-13T20:10:00.000+08:00

Miss Rathi , " Edward!! Come here now!!

Ai... Women domination... They sure know what to control

Mitochondria, Chloride, Gravity

"Argh.. Why can't it stand??

Hmm.. nice chicken

" Next time ask Nicole to hold the cup and the plate
before asking me for a photo ."

You know... on that day right... the guys did the work while the girls just
watched.

Chef of the Night

Someone's unhappy because Bernard did not come. The other one
is damn happy because someone came.

Aw....

Aw... so hot man..... the bear. No la... the girls la....

Er... I know you guys wouldn't believe this but.....
Andrew took the picture.

I dont know what's going on man...

PM 3 baked the cake. Hope you guys are touched...

" Sorry ar, my saliva"

We seriously need more guys

Hey Maksim!! Your pal !!

I am sorry guys. I got to go . Someone's waiting...

Position changed... It's Gravity, Chloride, Mitochondria now...

Cool huh my shirt

I chose this dress man

I told ya we seriously need more guys

See?

Whose head got cut??

Go whack the girls la ai yo

" What's that girl's name again?"

" Hi..... Kim....."

Ai... So happy to see others getting whacked...

Hit Wei Ling la... She hit me so hard...

Oo... Sexy legs.....

" HAhaha not painful la... whack harder!"

Oo.. sexy legs... To be honest, I am not proud of that.

Hey!! Selyn is whacking Albert!!

Why would someone do their homework in a noisy place?? To show off ...

The fact that Juet doesm't whack girls isn't really good I guess..

Two hours later......

Hey, nice yellow flower.. growing at a place where the
grass is black.

Hmm... From my calculations... I think the force would be
38.5 N .

naruto

2009-09-12T20:42:00.000+08:00

err...learning to make a post...lolz...sorry

Miss Selyn

2009-09-10T16:44:00.000+08:00

Dear Miss Selyn,
Here's wishing you a very

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Love,
PM3

Interesting fact!

2009-08-29T19:44:00.000+08:00

cool!

2009-08-22T23:07:00.000+08:00

Got this from a friend.

Karangan budak darjah 4
Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting
Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

BBQ pics (PART 2)

2009-08-22T15:39:00.000+08:00

Ms Rathi: What are you looking at Christine!? *blush blush*

Christine: Sorry teacher, I was looking at the trees behind you.

Ms Rathi: *grins*

We bbq'd tiger parts too... Shhh..

\

My mouth is watering while i am typing this.

Hj daydreaming about Wj

Sonia : Hehehehe......I know you saw my bra...

*covering up hastily*

(By Maksim)

Cameraman : Saw Christine behind there? Her teeth just look like vampire,

dreading to suck your blood.

Maxter : Blekk....

( By Maksim)

What's that Sonia doing behind there?

Christine was holding something nasty...lol

Paul : Did anyone see the charcoal decomposing and hydrogen bonds broken?

(By Maksim)

Two 'xi lai' posing with their back.
(By Maksim)

Wei Ling saw Maxter watching her from somewhere
(By Maksim)

Look at those cannibals in action..

Guys pretending not to see the girls garment behind them..

Edwin was peeping on some panties for Sharon

(By Maksim)

Edwin has been longing for Sharon to wear this...No wonder he's smiling like that.

(By Maksim)

PS I'm innocent, seriously.. ^^

2009-08-18T12:40:00.000+08:00

GOOD LUCK PM3. MAKE THE LECTURERS PROUD!

Some jokes

2009-08-16T21:35:00.000+08:00

Since, Maksim asked for a few jokes, I might as well put some here to cheer that guy up.

Joke 1 .

Juet: Hey , Chemistry practical exam this Tuesday, I am so excited.

Sadun : Hey yeah man. I am so excited. Glad that it's coming so soon. It'll be so much fun , dont
you think?

Juet : Can't wait for it.

Nah, they did not say that. Just made it up.

Joke 2

Practice makes perfect. But no one is perfect. So, why practise?

Joke 3

Erm.. I can't think of any now. Let's proceed to joke 4

Joke 4

A man with his family were waiting at a bus stop. He had 11 children. A blind man then came to wait for the bus as well. The bus arrived. But the space in the bus was not enough for everyone, only enough for another 12 passengers. So, the husband and the blind man decided that the wife and the children should enter the bus while they walk.

While both men were walking , the husband got irritated because the walking stick that the blind man used kept making 'tick tick' sounds. So he said,

" Man, it's so noisy, why don't you put a rubber underneath your stick next time. "

The blind man replied.

" If you had put a rubber on your stick, we would have been on the bus."

Joke 5

Three men were lost in the jungle. Then cannibals caught them. So, the cannibals made an offer. If the men wanted to stay alive, they must find 10 fruits of the same kind.

So the first man came with 10 mangoes. The chief cannibal said to the first man,

"Ok, we are gonna put all the fruits in your anus. If you dont laugh until all ten fruits have be stuffed in, we will let you live. "

So, the first man laughed at the 5th mango. So, he was killed.

The second man came with ten grapes.

So, when the ninth grape was stuffed inside his anus, he laughed so loudly. He too was killed.

In heaven, the first man asked the man.

" What on earth was wrong with you, you could have lived as the grapes were so small."

The second man replied.

"Oh my. I saw the third man with durians. "

Joke 6

A man had 8 children. He was so frustrated because raising the children involved very high cost. So, when confronted, he related his story.

" I had 4 children and I told my wife it was time to stop. but we did not know how. So we went to the doctor, he advised us to us to use the rhythm method. Ok so we went back and did the cha cha and pomp pomp with some funk music before having sex. Yet, our fifth child was given birth.

I went back to the doctor, frustrated. He then asked me to only have sex during the safe period. Ok, I gave it another try. Whenever our family members were not at home, we locked all the doors and windows before having sex. yet, our sixth child was given birth.

Ok, finding out that the doctor was not reliable, I consulted the pharmacist. he offered me some contraceptive pills. He said,

"Make sure it dissolves before you have sex"

Ok. we went home. I placed the the pill on the part. We waited and waited, until it dissolved and could not be seen anymore. We then had sex. Our 7th child was then given birth.

I stormed into the drug store and scolded the pharmacist. He said,

"Ok ok. Use the condom. I guarantee there will be no more babies. "

He showed me how to use a condom with his thumb and the condom fitted prefectly into his thumb .

When my wife and I arrived home. I did exactly what the pharmacist did. My thumb felt a bit uncomfortable though. We then had sex...

Our 8th child was given birth.

Joke 7

My teenager son and I went to the drug store to purchase some medicine. My son saw a line of condoms with different labels. He asked,

"Daddy, what does it mean by 2's a great package"

I answered

"Oh this is for people who make love during the weekends. They buy them every week"

Then he asked,

" What about this? 7's a great package. "

I answered,

"These are for teenagers who are new in their relationship. They make love every day. You know, teenagers are hot blooded. I hope you're not one of them. "

Then when he saw me taking one of the condom boxes . He said in amazement.

" Wow, Dad. 12's a package??!!! "

I answered with a sigh,

" Oh.. relax. These are for married couples. Once a month."