Sunday, February 28, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Never underestimate the english of a chinaman.........
I had a stitch after reading this....hilarious
You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with..... 1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Roususssxx gIvinG CeRemony 2010'
date: Jan 18th,2010
"Thank you thank you, but I hope it was from....."
Mr. Lai seems happier than the recipient. I guess it's the joy of giving.
Sadunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
sealed with a kiss~~(urmm..have you guys listened to this song before?haha)
"Ai... sleepy la.... "
"Hmm.... what's inside this flower? "
Er....
" He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not
he loves me, he loves me... "
It ironically seems that we have more guys than girls.
See?
You know why Kelsey does not want to hold the hands?
Clue: not because she's the only girl.
So happy la....
Sadun : Wanna kiss?
Maxter: Wait, there's something between my teeth.
Looking at Hui Lu's facial expression, who do you think she was messaging?
Cake cutting pro
Er... it wasn't Kim's birthday right?
So happy...
Hmm... fighting over a book... so hardworking...
Where's the peace sign?
Nice ass , pretty face
"Woo... cake...."
" I am on a diet la !!!! "
Edward Einstein
haha... Interpret yourself..
" Thank you.... First of all I would like to thank my parents who have been really supportive. My teachers as well for guiding me. Not forgetting my friends. Without anyone of them, I wouldn't be able to get this cake. It's an honour. Thank you again. "
Paul... lost among the girls....
one of the OCs of this 'ceremony'
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
a kid's view on marriage
WHAT IS EXACTLY MARRIAGE?
"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old
"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not. She can't wait to find out." -Anita, nine years old
How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry?
"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." -Kelly, nine years old
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind....That's what I'll do....I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -Carolyn, eight years old
Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife" -Bert, five years old
