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what did the apple say to the orange?




nothing stupid,apple doesnt talk.

what's brown and sticky?




a stick.

famous last words of a mafia hitman:'' who put the violin in the violin case? ''

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?





robin,get in the car.

have u ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?




because it hides well.

why dont anteaters get sick





because they're full of antibodies.