We Rock, We Rule.: 2009

Thursday, December 17, 2009

A Discovery Too Late

Ironically, I just found out that to excel in Thinking Skills was not about doing past years, but by watching the series called ,"Shark"

Defendant : Your Honour, the questioning of a minor by two adults is considered forced
testimony and thus deemed as unreliable.

Judge : I agree. Mr Stark,I hope your subordinates understand that inappropriate
procedures stand a great chance in jeopardising your case.

Mr Stark : Yes, Your Honour . They are under me and I apologise.

Defendant: Your Honour, I therefore request that the blood stain discovered with reference
to the testimony as evidence to be dropped.

Judge : Nice try. .

Mr Stark : Haha... Yeah...

Ok. Er.. Some of the words are my own because I can't remember exactly what they said. But you get what I mean.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

FAmiLy

A guy came into a bar and said to the bartender:'' Give me six double vodka.''
The barman said:'' Wow! You must have had a very bad day.''
''Yeah, i found out that my older brother is gay.''

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today and the answer came back,
'' I've just found out that my younger brother is gay,too!''

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodka.
The bartender said:'' What the hell?Doesnt anybody in your family like woman?''

'' Yeah....my wife.''

@.@

what did the apple say to the orange?

nothing stupid,apple doesnt talk.

what's brown and sticky?

a stick.

famous last words of a mafia hitman:'' who put the violin in the violin case? ''

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

robin,get in the car.

have u ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?

because it hides well.

why dont anteaters get sick

because they're full of antibodies.

panda's fans

DNA map shows pandas may lack meat taste buds

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091214/ap_on_re_as/as_china_panda_gene;_ylt=AkyZGadbDO_JvNXNuzUMTT4PLBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJsam4zZXE3BGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkxMjE0L2FzX2NoaW5hX3BhbmRhX2dlbmUEY3BvcwMzBHBvcwMxMQRzZWMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3J5BHNsawNkbmFtYXBzaG93c3A-

=)

taken from this website

Monday, December 14, 2009

mrlai's doing titration in chem lab 3

date: DEC 11th
time: ~4.xxpm
mission: titration of potassium chromate and sodium thiosulphate
materials and apparatus: burette, conical flask,pipette,measuring cylinders,filter funnel,pipette pump,retort stand and clamp,white tile.beakers.droppers,washing bottle with distilled water, potassium iodide and sulphuric acid ( that's all i think )
demonstrator: 27 year- old lecturer,was a science stream student

guide: pm10 student..sorry..forgot his name

klang aka pasang

date:DEC 4th
time:~12.xxpm till 11.XXpm
place: 1. kei heong bak kut teh, klang
2. klang parade
3. car and road (traffic jam )
4. ktm
5. bandar botanic club house
6. wei ling's house
7. bukit tinggi aka high hill jusco ( korean BBQ restaurant )
organiser: ms.wei ling ( domo arigto gozaimasu )
driver(transportation): mrkhj mrsiew and ms little lulux ( appreciate a lot )

mrlai's hand

get set...

''V~~~~~~~~~~~~~!

the cars....traffic jam!

PM3 rocks V^_^V

book tower

date: NOV 18th
time: ~2.xx pm.
place: TUCMC's TSL library
mission: using the books to build a tower
difficulties: 1. make sure it is stable
2. if it is not stable, dont create noise ( library )
3. librarians
participants: mr.khj and mr.siew