Japanese vs Malaysia

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient. The following is their conversation on the way to the airport . A Toyota Camry overtook t he taxis.....zoom....

Jap: Look ...look ... Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan ! Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia.
Driver: yah....

After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.

Jap: Look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! Made in Japan! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia
Driver: yah....yah...

After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !

Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!.....made in Japan ! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia
Driver: yah...yah...yah....!

Arriving at the airport, the Jap is about to pay the taxi driver.

Jap: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge ! !
Driver: Noooo.... look.... look.... Sony meter!!....very good!!....Very fast!.... Made in Japan!

NO MORE 5C'S BUT NEW 5B'S...........^.^

I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career

Heard of the 5B's?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow

And, and addition with the 5K's......................
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5C's! And 5K's for Singaporeans now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent....

Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living:
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malaysia's Malays 'practice' to Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House

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"Wish Upon a Crane" tells the true story of Sadako Sasaki (1943 - 1955). She was born in Hiroshima two years before the atomic bombing. Due to the atomic bomb radiation, she was diagnosed with leukaemia ten years later. Sadako's determination to live led her on a quest to fold a thousand cranes. According to a Japanese legend, anyone who folds a thousand cranes would be granted a wish. Sadako prayed for peace in the world and never gave up folding cranes until her last day on Earth. Today, the paper crane is an international symbol of peace. Sadako's moving story of courage and strength has inspired millions and is used in peace education programs worldwide.









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Entrance by donation of
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Departure

Someone has just left.

Left PM3 for the paddy fields up north, where the air is fresh.

He's a mild-mannered gentleman with a finger in every pie, gets stressed out easily(try not to do that too often k?) and all i can say is that he has left an imprint in every one of us. He's tipped the scales by leaving and now we have a 2:1 ratio of girls to guys... =)

Here's to Tze Cheng, one of us; you'll always be a PM3-ian. We'll miss your antics, Mr. Leong impersonations and politician talks...

All the best! and don't forget to come visit whenever you can!

Love,
PM3...

Happy Birthday Ms Ko!

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The UFO House (Sanjhih, Taiwan)

Hang Nga aka Crazy House (Vietnam)

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Habitat 67 (Montreal, Canada)

Wonderworks (Orlando, Florida, United States)

Kansas City Public Library (Missouri, United States)

The Basket Building (Ohio, United States)

Ferdinand Cheval Palace aka Ideal Palace (France)

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Forest Spiral - Hundertwasser Building (Darmstadt, Germany)

The Crooked House (Sopot, Poland)

Vitas - World Famous Countertenor

Check out these links. His singing rocks!!!And he's real good looking. XD

1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjO_VXHxsRw
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9A1-fxd-hI&feature=related



The following link is another Taiwanese singer imitating Vitas. Funny version and its in Chinese.

1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9leJO0kajDs&feature=related



Paiseh. I malas to download the youtube downloader. So u'll have to load it from youtube yourselves. But it'll be worthy of your time!! Cheers.