Joke

A man boarded a bus. In the bus he saw a pretty woman. Without feeling shy he went to her and ask,

" Hey, I am an engineer, can we hook up tonight?? "

She replied ,

" No... I am sorry. I am a nun. "

Feeling sad, he went back to his seat. Minutes later, the nun went down . When it was his turn to go down, the bus driver said to him.

" Pretty nun huh .. I heard your conversation. Actually , there's a way. Do you know the grave near 100 meters away from the Winsterston Market?"

The man replied,

" Yeah, why?

Bus driver,

" She goes there every Tuesday at about 10 pm to offer her prayers. And she believes that anyone wearing complete white clothes is an angel. Just tell her that God wants her to make love with you and she'll do it . Make sure you cover your face or she might recognise you. It's Monday today, you might wanna go tomorrow."

Man

" Wow.. sure thing. "

On Tuesday night, the man (engineer) was there at 10 pm. True enough he saw the nun with her face covered . He approached her.

" Er... God wants you to make love with me. "

The nun replied,

" Ok.. sure.. But you can only do my erm. you know.. back part . Is that ok ? And I don't wanna remove my clothes.

Man,
" Yeah sure."

After making love, the man shouted excitedly,

"Haha!! I was the engineer who approached you yesterday!!!"

The nun replied,

"Haha!!! I was the bus driver!!!!!"