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Thursday, April 30, 2009

British English vs Malaysian English

Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.

 


WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
 
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No stock liao.


 

RETURNING A CALL
 

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Halo, who call just now?



ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
 

Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me.


 

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
 

Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me..

Malaysians: No need lah,no need lah.


 

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
 

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?


WHEN ENTERTAINING

 

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

 

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
 

Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got oh?


 

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
 

Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Malaysians: Don't want lah.



IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
 

Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: no lo!


 

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
 

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: diam lah!


 

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
 

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?

Malaysians: See what see?



WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
 

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.

Malaysians: Die lah you!!


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
 

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one de?


 

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
 

Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.

Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!


WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
 

Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?

Malaysians: Celaka you!


 


 


So which would you prefer?

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